@notsogoodman, when working in electronics retail, I tried to replace "giga" with "giggle" when referencing computer specs to see if the customer would catch it.
@Rook, did you know there is an obesity epidemic amongst EMT workers. It's a real thing, not only in 'Murica but in the UK as well. No one really knows why, they have theories, but there is definitely a statistical association between obesity & Paramedics/EMT. #themoreyouknow
My husband is an EMT and told me he accidentally calls his patients’ toes “tootsies” all of the time. Glad to hear this is a universal parent problem.