This is why I admire people like Magic Johnson, he's always positive
Doctor: Your HIV test is back Me: *crossing fingers* I will not be positive today
Basically me. Then I drink coffee and push through it
Coworker: Go to hell
Me: *flicks off* I'm already here
@Edwin VanCleef , I had a coworker pretend to kill herself the other day and I told her, "What's the point? Suicides don't go to heaven so you'll just end up back here. Or Detroit."
@Edwin VanCleef , I just imagined you flicking your coworkers ear.
@PeanutButterPopsicle, depends on your religion and personal point of view.
@StarDucks, Since both her and I are Christian I think our conversation was perfectly fine regardless of anyone else's religion and personal point of view.
Even the pregnancy test you tale huh?
@RhettandLink, it still works babe, if you pretend it was a girl faking a pregnancy
@Taquito Speedo, true babe 😁 you get me
@RhettandLink, always sweetheart 😘😍
That is positive. He is positive that he hates this place.