I tried to read this through but lost it at "Batman looks for his parents, but they are still dead"
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, "an explosion explodes"
@Not him again, “eat a dinner, mattress Wayne.
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, I lost it at 'They hate me for being a bat'
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, "No! It is two-face and one-face!"
Been a long time since I literally laughed out loud on this app. Upvote for you, uploader.
Expired parent coupon! Thats sick Joker
I was okay until I saw, “Alfred, give birth to Robin”
"You drink water, I drink anarchy." And
"Two-Face is a man but also an attorney."
Made me lose it.
"An explosion explodes"
Everyone wants a:
Big Tiddy Goth Ham
“You drink water, I drink anarchy” that sounds metal as fvck
Interestingly, I have a relative who's also a man but attorney.
you drink water i drink anarchy
A lot better and funnier than most hollywood movies nowadays.
I knew this was gonna be great when I saw "sometimes Bruce Wayne sometimes Batman. Alltimes orphan"
This is gold!! Someone ANIMATE THIS!!
How many batman movies have there been. 1000hrs would be about 500. I think I missed a few
Just yesterday i laughed at work thinking about the bot writing olive garden commercials
It took me 3 tries to read "clownly" right. Thoroughly enjoyed, here is an upvote for your troubles.
Alfred hasn’t been done dirty like this since The Dark Knight Rises.
I want the rest
That bot is on acid.
THAT. LAST. LINE. OMFG!
Honestly, I feel bad for the 11 people who don’t have a sense of humor. This had me laughing! 😂😂😂
So you’re saying this isn’t a real Batman movie?
Im sure a person wrote this. Scumbag for lieing but hero for the content
A lot more obviously fake than most of these, but damit if I don't adore the lines about looking for his parents and drinking anarchy.
This is almost definitely fake. This isn't how machine learning works
Happy batday, Birthman!