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@HolyCatchphrase, 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
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@HolyCatchphrase, as a guy, I actually agree with you. Believe it or not, it's not all about sex.
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@HolyCatchphrase, oh no the man your dating does everything you want to do AND PAYS FOR IT and now he wants to do something sexual with you. How dare he!!!
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@TheKnightsWhoSayNi, it's not about sex. It's about sending a message.
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@HolyCatchphrase, I can't reach.
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@Mr Badger, exactly, god forbid I get something I want after giving her what she wants no no no I'm expected to give her whatever she wants and be honored by the privilege
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@HolyCatchphrase, I prefer to think of it as a safety cushion. She will remember how nice you were during her difficult time the next time she's angry.
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@Mr Badger, holy sh!t what don't you get. Money, versus the privilege of letting some cave man, violate your body for the night
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@Dick Fingers, privilege? sex shouldn't be thought of as a privilege it should be something that two (or more if ur into that) people can both enjoy. Why does everyone act like only men enjoy sex? Also if the man your dating is a "cave man" that you don't want to "violate your body", then why the fvck are you dating him?!
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The look that tiny baby men who don't know how to please their women on their period give*
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@Captain Swordsman, 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
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@Captain Swordsman, when the red river flows, take the dirt road home
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@Thinlizzy, or take the red river home and get over it.
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@Captain Swordsman, I was trying to make a joke but that's definitely more accurate
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@Thinlizzy, is oldest of jokes, comrade Thinlizzy
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@Captain Swordsman, Unsanitary! UNSANITARRRRRY!!!
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@Captain Swordsman, She'll want to make love, but if you do you're a fool. You'll only end up with a bloody ol' tool. She'll want you to to sample the fruit of her loins, but son it'll taste like some rusty ol' coins.
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Or you could go on a date because you actually like spending time with the girl?
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When ever we go anywhere, I always split the bill in half with my boyfriend. Is that weird?
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@CoolUsername13, nope.
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Lamont be like... shjt, a little blood ain't gonna stop me hittin' it
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Yes, dating is much like prostitution. You pay to get laid.
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BLOODY HELL 'ARRY
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The butt doesn't have a period....
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Not my problem, im gay!
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Nothing wrong with riding the Crimson tide baby
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If the river runs red take the dirt road instead
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My bf and I actually didn't have sex on Valentine's day
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Lamont - you big dummy!
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Oh yea sure, "period".
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But according to their FAVORITE trilogy, it's not a problem! You just yank it out and do it anyway, because you're Fifty Shades of WTF!
Oh no you may have accidentally been nice to a woman without receiving sex in return! Suck it up