I already am 😉
Keep that ham in place
Clamp your ham
What do I do if I’m miserable and know it? Do I cramp my nan?
@I Are Lebo, nah, u have to beat your meat until you're happy
@datpixel, the last time I tried that I ripped my dick and it was every bit as awful as that sounds like.
@I Are Lebo, but now u can replace it with a duo foot long vibrating bionic dongs.
@I Are Lebo, use more lube dude. Chaffing on your dick is no joke.
@datpixel, I said ripped. Not ripped off.
@Runnin with scissors, fun fact: using shampoo as lube too often results in your penis shedding its skin like a snake.
I know this because of reasons.
That’s what i called my ex’s mouth a Meat clamper
@DrSin, when she clamps down, she doesn’t let go!
@DrSin, just one snap of the fingers and she knew what to do
CLAMP CLAMP KABAMP!!
Pork in bondage?
Secure your meat!
Vice your gammon
HES GONNA GET THE CLAMPS! Or a clamp like device
Put your red animal product in a rusty clamp?