Hey I just got a girlfriend and my virginity is gone. It's all gone
@king trufflebutter, I hope you grew your condom before you lost it
@king trufflebutter, did you cry the whole time?
@king trufflebutter, yeah, I remember that. There really isn't much else to say. 🍑👈🏻🌝
Hey I just got diabetes aaaand it's for life.
Don't worry you'll see it the next time you weigh yourself.
It's the 4th of November, where you getting Halloween candy from
@ThePooper, clearance bin at costco
Where is it ?
@ Beejayjay, probably un the sewers
@ Beejayjay, in*
At the time of writing this, I still have two candy bowls worth of candy
It's because Jimmy Kimmel told your parents to eat it.