@Ray213, cuz fûck yo blenda nïggã
@Ray213, this is what it looks like for a vegetarian to beat the meat..
@Jtlightning2, glad I wasn't the only one
How do you get a baby into a blender?
"Look ma! I'm on tv!"
The vegans are getting restless soon constantly telling us they are vegans won't be enough
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What is this I don't even...
See cooking can be done perfectly calmly ..with a hammer.. Gordon Ramsay should take note..
"has this ever happened to you? Try *product name* it'll make beating your cabbages a breeze!"
When it really is her first time
If you guys like this kind of thing. On reddit there is a sub called /r/wheredidthesodago its awsome and compleatly about the funny infomercials we love
Soo thats how i do it
Wait, this isn't how you do it?
When your mom left for the week and it's up to dad to cook
Fixing my life...
This is why men aren't allowed in the kitchen. Tim the tool man Taylor should have been the first and last example for this.
"So I guess that was the rutabaga on the floor back there. And I guess that was your lettuce in the blender. And those three carrots in the pantry. And for what? For a little bit of juice. There's more to life than health fads, you know. Don't you know that? And here ya are, and it's a beautiful day. Well, I just don't understand it."
It must be hard being that stupid