"If you dont knock it off, we will both have to go to the hospital. Me to get my shoe back, you to get your ass sown shut" -my dad when I would annoy him too much
@idiotsavant907, "I'll kick ya in the djck" -my step dad
@Personal Jesus, "WOMAN! I need stronger children! PUNCH ME IN THE D!CK!!!"
Looks like their relationship isn't very STABle
@Taquito Speedo, leave
@Latvian Potato, *leafs*
*proceeds to stab Han Solo*
I could make a pun but I'm not puny enough. I'llgoslitmywristnow.
@THE MLG LORD, don't be hard on yourself! Most people consider being puny a bad thing, so be glad you're of average size or greater!
You're taking me for a weak-minded fool