This is going on the bucket list
@Mr Star, what else could possibly be on a list with this?
Riding the flying white doggo.
Never Ending Story, The Musical.
Late one rainy evening, a knight rode up to an inn and his horse collapsed dead to the ground. Desperate to continue his mission, the knight went inside and begged innkeeper for a fresh horse. The innkeeper told him he had no horses left. The knight looked around in desperation and saw the innkeeper's big dog laying near the fire. The knight asked, "how about your dog? He's big enough to ride." The innkeeper said, "Nope. I could never send a knight out on a dog like this."
@riidii, must have been a shaggy dog
@riidii, who would downvote a story this magnificient?
Looked like he was majestically riding the dog first and now I'm slightly disappointed he's not.
... how tf they gonna land? Won't the dude like roll onto the dog
@Tentastic, I’m just imagining the awkward plane ride before…
@Tentastic, I’m 100% certain the dog is a really detailed plush. The tongue and jowls should be flapping in the wind, but they are completely stationary.
@JDPhi, isn't the mouth closed at first? O.o
Neverending story Flying scene music would have set this on fire
Should've been the never ending story song.
They missed a big chance by not playing ride of the Valkyries here!
That dog is so happy! Good pupper!
I've played enough Super Mario World to know what happens next.
How tf you get your dog to not freak out