When you go to meet your girlfriend to kiss and hug her and wonder why she ain't kissing or hugging you back and you realise that she ain't yo girlfriend but you keep kissing and hugging her anyway
@Unkle77, I feel like there's a story behind that one
@Unkle77, then you cry yourself to sleep
@Unkle77, that's assault good sir.
@Unkle77, plus bill Cosby tried using that excuse too many times.
@meximan93, No, that's a mistake. Copper Sulfate is a salt. 😉
When she's not on her period anymore
That bitch loves pussy...
I was expecting the dog to start humping
When she says her parents are out of town
Pretty much the relationship between my dog and youngest cat
When you haven't seen your best friend in a while
When your favorite kid gets home from camp
If becky were a dog
Small pussy gets molested by big black bitch