"I'm an amateur beekeeper, learning the trade from a YouTube tutorial!"
(Crashes car, releases swarm of murder hornets)
"And if you don't have Allstate, this accident is really going to STING!"
“I’m the world’s greatest Douglas Fir. I’m the perfect shape. The perfect color. My scent? Like making love to a lumberjack.”
He’ll be a two time MVP.