Black guy: *dies first*
@DigBickAiryHanus, white people: not superstitious.
@copdeeznutz, * proceed to have sex
@Ethan Bradberry, *get murdered shortly thereafter*
"Let me make sure I bring my half charged flashlight, untied running shoes and no weapon at all!"
@Good Guy Satan, "and when I hear creepy noises coming from a dark room I'll run in alone!"
@Spess mehrens, "Im just gonna stand here, with my back turned, and my defenses lowered..."
@Good Guy Satan, oh and don't forget the low battery night-vision camera too
@Good Guy Satan, always bring your zweihander
@Good Guy Satan, remember to not let anyone know where you're going!
@ZweihanderNLeaveHer, hey, guy, the point of this is to give terrible horror film advice, not excellent advice.
@Doctor Krieger, Oh, ok. Bring like, an Einshander, or whatever those smaller, less useful hunks of metal are called. It'll be super useful.
@Good Guy Satan, what good is weapon unless you have a thermos or gun made by the fentons
Rev up those fryers!
Rev up that spiritual pressure cuz I'm ready to- help! Help! MAH LE-
Ow my leg!
Show no fear.
White people do shjt like this but quickly lock the car doors when the see a 'brotha' walking down the street.
also additional edit is required here. ** insert south park themed meme that reads "it's either all okay or none of it is okay"
@Efrainlikesrain, * car door
@Efrainlikesrain, there is an edit button
@Efrainlikesrain, I've noticed alot of people lock their doors when I pass by. Have I integrated?
@buzz killinton, forgot about that, thanks
Its because whites crave the sweet embrace of death
Thats clearly a green fish
Hah, yeah thats totally us.