The things I'd do with that woman would make aliens sick oh LAWD
@El Batman, I know but I’m not getting sick
@El Batman, you and me both buddy
Not gonna lie I thought of touchmycatears when I found this one
@Hesediel, that's not creepy at all
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, I found it right after a comment chain with her talking about something weird that I can't currently remember
@Hesediel, you thought right, buddy! I wouldnt say no to this.
@ TouchMyCatEars, well I got a box of bomb-pops and about 20 min before I need to leave for work if you're down
@ TouchMyCatEars, you’re such a dirty disgusting little freak... I love it
@Hesediel, I mean, she’s the most savage person on the app at the moment so.
@Hesediel, let use the Bombpops AND the PushPops! Yum!
@sgc6610, I hope you mean that because imma use and abuse yo dick till you can barely remember who the fvck you are
@ImNotRacistBut, you fvckin right I is you sexy bitch! now get in my pants!
@ TouchMyCatEars, don’t u threaten me with a good time
@ TouchMyCatEars, I've got a 32 pack of bombpops I'll grab some pushpops and a ring pop for you to use as a butt plug
@ TouchMyCatEars, promises...
@ TouchMyCatEars, any chance you’re Jay Elle? Asking for a creepy friend.
@ImNotRacistBut, hang on lemme check my tags.....
@ TouchMyCatEars, alright, just trying to figure out if you’re a cat or catfish-er.
@ImNotRacistBut, um, Me-yow?
Make sure you use sugar free - unless you plan on making bread from all that yeast.
Now this is a kink I can get behind
@megamanx181x, strawberry flavor popsicles are the best for this kind of endeavor
@seeUpee, good to know!
Who else thought it was a Tyler post
Hahaha, what's funny is, years ago I had this exact same exchange with a girlfriend during a particularly hot Tampa Summer.
And let me tell you - It was JUST as dirty, sticky, messy...and Effing Amazing as you would imagine it to be!
My first thought is: how do you drink out of a popsicle?
...This is legit a fantasy of mine