Amazing dadding right there folks
Maybe I'm just jaded by the slow motion but it couldn't have hurt that bad. I say let em learn an early lesson and take a hit. They'll move next time. (Maybe it's a good thing I don't plan on having children)
@Omnum, or that was staged as f and they had the Canadian version of Jackie Chan in 4 layers to give that dad bod look
@Omnum, the raft is not heavy but if a kid gets chopped from the side with the bodyweight of another kids it's the equivalent of getting dropped kicked in terms of force
@Omnum, im with you. Dont bubble wrap your kids and dont blame everyone else when your kid does something stupid to get themselves hurt
@Omnum, Christopher Titus has a funny bit about the difference between mom's and dads teaching lessons to kids. Norman Rockwell is bleeding is the name. Worth a watch
@Omnum, no. You are correct. Please have children.
"I can only save 2! See you later, least favorite child!"
@BootySwoop, lol I was gonna say the same thing, he didn't seem obviously on one side, both where same distance. He got to pick the kid in quick reaction. The favorite one of course.
Maury: "you ARE the father!'
@Pvt BB Ghanoush, Maury**
Plot twist, second kid has a dislocated shoulder and the Dad goes to prison for child abuse.