When you self harm and blame it on the cat. Shameful
@TheMightyImp, 🎶I hurt myself today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the pain
The only thing that's real🎶
-nine inch nails not johnny cash
I’m sorry but I would YEET that cat into the sun, and that’s why Dogs are better. Don’t be a shït owner also *
@DrSin, I don’t know what I would do as I never had a cat or had the great orgasmic pleasure to be cut by one. Dogs Rule!
@DrSin, My gfs cat would constantly attack me for nothing so I told her she had 2 days to give the cat to someone or it would get yeeted out the door and not come back in. It was gone the next day.
I wouldn't even go near that pos. I just sat at my desk playing games and the bjtch would start clawing my feet, or when I went to washroom climb on the bins outside of the door and jump on me when I got out.
Also one time it hopped on my lap while I was playing games, so I pet it and all was good then after like 2 minutes jumped onto my desk and sunk it's teeth into my hand and wouldn't let go, which gave me blood poisoning and I couldn't move my hand for 3-4 days which stopped me from being able to work. I think after it did that was the last straw but it attacked me so much I can't remember.
@ Ump89, that cat was trained horribly and was trying to make subside to its rule over the house, it viewed you as a threat and wanted it to show you it was king of that Castle
@DrSin, "trained"... Haha gf did nothing. She got a cat because "they just sit there and you don't have to do anything".
@ Ump89, my Neighbours have cats for the same reason. They just let then outside every day. They shjt is everyones yard, they break all our stuff. For god sake my gate is a cat pole! There are cat hairs on our seats and there is cat shjt between our plants.
@DrSin, why are you sorry? It's the only right option.
@Empshok, because animal cruelty isn’t cool but, I will always take revenge
@ Ump89, and thus my point stands “don’t be a shïtty owner” you gotta train your animals man
@DrSin, when she asked about getting a pet I said no because we were both in college and she had to go to the next town over for school, but she did it anyway. I've had many many dogs that are all trained quite well, but I told her a pet to look after and teach things would be a bad idea while we are both in college and working all the time but she got it anyway.
I'm not spending my time to train a pet that 1. I didn't want, 2. I heavily advised against with very valid reasons, 3. It was forced on me despite that. She shouldn't have got it. What's even worse is she got a puppy to replace the cat and it was in the same scenario. I doubt she taught the dog anything and it makes me sad how it's treated due to her not teaching it anything. When it was a puppy she did as most do and just go "aha pup cute" instead of teaching it things while it's young and small (Alaskan Malamute) and now it's huge and knows no manners. Gf and I aren't living together anymore though because our lease ran.
@DrSin, sorry that's long, but I'm not the shìtty owner is my point..
@ Ump89, I would regret every bag of food, any moment of shared presence and every speck of cat litter it ever touched...but, hey cool scar. How'd you get it?
@DrSin, swift whacks to the nose always work
@DrSin, except if a dog attacks you then you could die
@ Ump89, I wonder if one good kick would have solved that problem
@whatthefrank, The amount of anger I had toward that cat it wouldn't have been okay after a good kick so i didn't test that.
@whatthefrank, I know you're joking but if cats don't like a person then humans probably don't like that person either. Cats like chill quiet loving respectful people. If you had a bad experience w a cat, it prob wasn't your cat and I can't account for all the violence on the streets nowadays. maybe it disagreed w u politically🤕
@DrSin, can are pus$ies
I'm a lifelong cat person. I've gotten scratched but no big deal I'm not gonna cry about it.
I've had my cat for little over 2 years and the only time she actually scratched me was when my brother threw her at me when I was on the sofa. Hasn't scratched me after that.
L2 play with cats. And when. And which cats. Some cats don't like to ve fvcked with. Some cats just don't like you fvcking with them. Our cats were mostly great. The oldest was mostly chill but didn't play all that nicely. Fine with toys for the most part but fickle. Another cat was real chill and rarely played. The 3rd was my favorite. Pushed open my door to sleep on my bed, loved to play etc. The last 2 I could call from the yard by name. I played with them bare handed all the time. Of course I got scratched, if course I bled. Par for the course.
My cousins cat hates me out of the gate though. DK why, just doesn't like me or apparently how I play with it. So I don't play with it. He's never scratched me.
I have a scar just like that in the same place for the same reason.
I did not learn
The cat is don't
Human: “WE learned that this little kitty has eight lives now.”
But hey to be fair my roommates cat doesn't do this, you could pet them for literally the whole day and they would still want attention and to be pet. The only time they bring claws out is for playing with a toy and if you pick them up, they do not liked to be picked up...
Cat did this me once on a smaller scratch, learned the hard way when kitty doesn’t want to be carried
What have I learned? Not to get a cat, and to get rid of that one.
Cats are sh!t? Great for killing mice and what not. That’s about it.
Why is the white cat wearing a mask?
That you should trim your cat's nails
Squish that cat
Send that cur to a wet market...
My 20lb cat did this to me once. He got the hardest flick to his nose he had ever experienced.