This reminds of story....
A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas , and talked with an old rancher.
He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs."
The rancher said, "Okay , but don't go in that field over there.", as he pointed out the location.
The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!" Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher. "See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land! No questions asked! Do you understand ?" The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores. A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher's bull.The officer was clearly terrified. The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs. "Your badge, show him your badge!"
@Assetone, a classic!
“I know this guy! We’re friends from work!”
“Mooo bitch, get out the way”
Sh1ts funny but you ever had a bull or other large animal charge you? I have, holy cr@p lol! Fastest I've ever moved.
Bacon cheeseburger incoming
As someone who works at a meat packageing plant I have to say this terrifies me.
Cows chasing pigs... I can get behind this
Pigs stand no chance against bulls.