And I get restraining orders for doing this
Things your toddler can do but you can't
@generic zombie, you don't know us, do you!!!! I can plead insanity...
If I were him I would say "I'm Nemo and I touched the butt."
He's going places... He actually is going places and I don't know a place where he wouldn't go...
@sombrero mop, he's goin to booty town.
@sombrero mop, #justinsanityplace's
I'm 18 and I haven't even touched the butt...
@emotionalpterodactyl, I've touched butts and restraining orders all over the world!
@emotionalpterodactyl, that.. That's sad.
@emotionalpterodactyl, Aye, ye be in the same boat as me.
@emotionalpterodactyl, Once you grow your condom, it'll happen.
@emotionalpterodactyl, Don't worry. The first butt is a butt worth waiting for.
Now swap the genders... Still ok?
@Pensi, You better not be putting that tag for TheCandyManVan... There's children...
@TheCandyManVan, cock head
If that was my mother and sister too I'd.....yep
Plot twist, those are his moms
Joe Biden, the early years
Plot twist: he's a billionaire. With a rare condition.
That water looks nasty. Reminds me of Galveston water.
@CriTiKa1, Are you from Texas?
@Banana Waffle, Yup, Houston
@CriTiKa1, I've been to Houston once .. They had huge, man-eating bugs that sucked my blood. I think you call them mosquitoes.
@Banana Waffle, Oh yeah, we get those demons every summer.
That toddler has gotten more than I have in 2 years. Kill me...