McGonagall: "ALBUS! HARRY! GET DOWN FROM THERE"
Harry: "Oh no how did she find out?"
Albus: "HERMOINE YOU FVCKIN NARC"
More like dumbledope amirite?
Hi am Harry Potter and welcome to Jackass.
He may not die, but he’ll still be a mangled mess of carnage.
@Systolic Sean, in a world where you can grow back missing bones, I think as long as he lives he'll be fine
*Gets paralyzed from the neck down*