I think I found a blue flag somewhere along the way too...
@Ice Deliverer, Sarge isn't gonna like this.
Gavin no longer sounds stupid! Well... nevermind...
@Rias Gremory, "soft booby, round booby, big ball of fat, one nipple, two nipple, I want to touch that" - Issei
D'you ever wonder why we're here?
@FreelancerAgentYork, No, I don't. Semper Fi bítch
Really? Ever, of all time? No way.
@The Handlebar , yeah way
Dude! You can not pick up chicks in a tank
I believe that "Headlight Fluid" is actually just dielectric grease. Dielectric grease sounds much cooler and makes you sound like you know more about things than you actually do. Saying "headlight fluid" makes you sound like a little dumb shjt.
@Slaybroham Lincoln, you clearly do not know where the reference of elbow grease and headlight fLuis comes from.
@Slaybroham Lincoln, I'll support you. I use bulb grease quite often.
@Slaybroham Lincoln, as a technician and parts saleman, I can confirm it's just dielectric grease.
Has anyone seen rocks floating on lava?
Someone needs to post these on the next podcast
Someone felt bad for gav so they made headlight fluid
Didn't find Wiper Juice yet.
*waits for some guy with a rooster teeth name to comment*
I read this as donut
Hey, do you ever wonder why we're here?
Whenever we get a new private at my unit and we're all down at the motor pool (where the vehicles are), we always tell the new guy to go ask some of the higher ranked guys for some headlight fluid to which they then have to do push ups until they hit muscle failure. Ahhh Classic
@Abusive Breasts, Chem light batteries are also a good one
@docsimmons, gotta love making people find you an ID-10 Tango form
@Abusive Breasts, I heard about heavy infantry and tanker units doin the test for weak spots in the armor and "hey private! Go check the GD tanks shocks!!!"
Where's the muffler bearings?
But can you find muffin jizz?
@Muffin Jizz, youre right here
Simmons: We need you to go to the store and get two quarts of elbow grease.
Grif: Yeah and, uh, pick up some... headlight fluid for the Puma too.
Donut: The what?
Simmons: He means the Warthog.
Grif: You do know where the store is, right, Rookie?
Donut: What? Uh, yeah! Yeah, of course I do. Sure. No problem.
Simmons: Well, get going then.
[Donut starts to go left]
Grif: Other way.
[Donut turns around and goes right]
Donut: I knew that! Just... got turned around, that's all.
[Donut goes off frame]
Simmons: How long do you think until he figures out there's no store?
Grif: I'd say... at least a week.
Now someone needs to find out if rocks float on lava
Since I work at autozone and those are the packets we sell. I have to say shopped and fake for sure. At least for the first one
But why tho?
All we need now is some flight line and we're in business!
Why are we here?
Now find me airplane glue.
We can drive it home, with one headlight!
What about a long weight?
Made in china
I use headlight fluid (dielectric grease) quite often..