Instead of eating more healthily, I resorted to baking and delivering massive amounts of cake to the rest of the world. Now they’ll all be fat in comparison to me. As by-products, I ended world hunger and won a Nobel prize. Now I look (relatively) great.
That is the face of a maniac
@Burt Reynolds, grandma who is determined that you eat
"Let them eat cake" -Marie "The Baker" Antoinette
“Still only counts as one!”
Well it’s definitely a healthy portion of that cake
How do you even make a cake that big
@eleven, it was actually a flower display for a photo shoot. The woman in the picture is Mary Berry who is a well known British baker. But the sentiment is the same.