Always check your recliners for ferrets.
Wow!! That was shortened... a Lot!
Repost joke time! (I thought of this one myself) "What do you call a silent fap?" "..."
@Pretty Sweet, Get it, because the fap is silent so it doe- Boo! Get off the stage!
@Pretty Sweet, you call it an ellipses?
@Pretty Sweet, thinking off? i remember hearing about that (irony)
@Pretty Sweet, one not worth having?
@Malekorath, ellipses I'd plural of ellipse, another word for an oval. The three dots is called and ellipsis.
This a repost, and there were more slides in the original
FROGMAN!!!! Wait.. Where is the rest of it? :(
EVERYONE GO SEE ANCHORMAN 2! IT WAS HILARIOUS!!
@Sir Charmeleon, dude, we get it.
@Sir Charmeleon, calm down. There are a bunch of people who going to see it, and then there's the rest of us who aren't.
@4than3, I think he's just one of those promoter guys
@TACO HELL, lolnope
This is a cut retoast.
The secondary comment is irrelevant as she didn't say what size of a heart men care about. She could have meant real men care that the size of your heart is a healthy size and weight. His mistake is jumping to conclusions then acting like a dick
As a doctor, I can confirm, but you still need to lose a couple of pounds.