The booty cures all.
@chaosgamer, ass so thicc it can cure the blind. (Tm)
this looks badly photoshopped
@csortof , yes, thank you!
I just saw this at Walmart today, but she had a bad case of Cottage Cheese Thighs
@Bow To Your Senpai, ew
@Bow To Your Senpai, nothing bourbon can’t solve.
When you don't feed your cooter enough so it eats your pants
He's blind, that boots just makes the earth shake , he can hear it
Morpheus - "Neo, are you looking at the thot in the short shorts?"
When She's dummy thicc so you can hear the sounds of her cheeks clapping.
Do women check out men with the frequency men do.
If all he can see is a blurry spot, it will still put a smile on his face.
Probably just very near sighted, or has a cataract and was able to see it as they passed close to him
I smell a shop. Anyone else?
@Jdrawer, some smell. For instance food shops can smell wonderful.
I also like walking by a leather shop. It's nice to smell leather instead of pleather that is used for so many things these days. I blame vegans.
However, perfume shops... well, they are the worst.
The ol’ blindman act. Classic and respectable if pulled off properly. I personally prefer “wearing a sick-åss Soundwave cosplay” trick, but damn I like looking at butts.
@SirLordKraftDinner, fvck! I said the D-word! Don’t ban me Stuckpixel! I love you and this community.