I just got back from Precollege, which is almost like college but it only lasts a month. They made us all live in the dorms for a month. One kid had heelies, and he traveled across the whole campus on those things. He even got other people to order heelies off amazon and join him in his heelieing escapades. Then Pokemon Go came out and he was able to get more Pokemon than anyone else due to his increased mobility. At the end of Precollege he got a leadership award from the teachers.
The moral of the story is use heelies to get mad püssy
@Jacket, *zero pussy. But in an awesome way.
@Jacket, I'm 22 and have used heelies since a year after they came out, I don't care what a lot of people think about them, they are amazing in my opinion :D
The only drawback about wearing heelies on campus, is when the girls get too wet and I hydroplane.
@TheSmashingPumpkins, best comment in funnypics history
@PortableClams, Thanks, but I'll admit it's not my own. It was a yik-yak post that funny pics featured like 5-6 years ago.
@TheSmashingPumpkins, Have another update for informal, yet credited citation :)
Is that a boy or girl? The world may never know...
@UNUSUALGOOSE, it's a Hanson
@UNUSUALGOOSE, asking the important question like Prof. Oak
@Sexy Homunculus, lol
I wanted Heelies a few years ago and my wife decided to try to order me some from Amazon. Unfortunately they only make up to 12 and I'm a solid 13. 😭
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Dude major throwback I had a pair of these wgen my dad was building our house and I skated all over the unfinished floors
I prefer to do wheelies to escape my feelies.