It's like taking off his beer goggles for the first time in his life
@Smash Like Gaston, never remove them
Need like a good 6 buckets of cold water to reduce the swelling on that burn
@timofborg, she'll need liquid nitrogen for that burn
Put a bag over her head and keep going
@ILoveKnawedge, well If the goods don't look good. Still hard to get up lol.
@Caine, that's what the bag is for.
@Caine, put a bag on your head too, it'll be like blind people sex
@ILoveKnawedge, is this your boob, or a fat roll?
Similar story: A local cataract surgeon removed cataracts from a woman in her 50s. The surgery went perfectly. She came back a few days later complaining that whatever drugs the doctor used caused her face to wrinkle all over. The doctor had to call in the husband to tell her that she looked exactly the same.
Bad eyesight is one helluva drug.
And now you have to admit a burn victim.