Chuck Norris once killed two stones with one bird
I'm commenting solely to bring the attention away from the trolls.
Guys, you do know that Chuck Norris died 10 years ago, right? Death just hasn't had the nerve to tell him yet.
I love how some people take Chuck Norris jokes seriously and don't understand that they're actually poking fun at Chuck Norris. Though to be fair, they have taken on a life of their own. And to be fairer, Chuck Norris IS a bad@$$, he's just not all that much of one.
Did you know that Chuck Norris is 72? Weird isn't it?
My friend has a picture with Chuck Norris, no joke. My friend told a joke, and made Chuck Norris laugh
@OmThanks, upload that pic if you can, sounds awesome.
That's my poppa :')
Chuck Norris looks at Funny Pics on his Nokia.
The "Bear Carpet" was a gift from Bruce Lee.
Then Bruce Lee steps in, kills Chuck Norris and puts the grizzly bear out of it's misery, Chuck Norris got his ass handed to him by Bruce lee
Guys get this. My grandpa was a carpenter and stuff for a while and he put the carpet down in Chuck Norris' s MOM'S house. The next week he visited his mom for a while. But then, she shoots the house to my dad and soon after, I was born. Long story short, I have crawled on Chuck Norris carpet
Chuck Norris's favorite beverage is lumber; he can download blood from iTunes and he drives a '57 Plymouth Fury covered in dolphin c0ckks.
@nutellaLoveeepic, why are you mooing on every pic? You're not even a cow
@Grim Creeper, you dare crush his dreams!!! You be the best cow you can be nutellaLoveeepic.
@Grim Creeper, how do you know?
@Grim Creeper MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@nutellaLoveeepic, shhhhhh.......ut the fvck up.
@The Milky Man, maybe he needs to be milked
@PeachFuzz, He is showing all the signs...
@The Milky Man seriously liking your own comment wow
@nutellaLoveeepic, Seriously putting the same comment on every picture wow
@nutellaLoveeepic, seriously is your life this vapid that you have to resort to this?
@The Milky Man it's better than saying first
Chuck Norris can draw blood from a stone.
@XQKxfreestyle Her dreams but thanks for helping me out