I love how some people take Chuck Norris jokes seriously and don't understand that they're actually poking fun at Chuck Norris. Though to be fair, they have taken on a life of their own. And to be fairer, Chuck Norris IS a bad@$$, he's just not all that much of one.
Guys get this. My grandpa was a carpenter and stuff for a while and he put the carpet down in Chuck Norris' s MOM'S house. The next week he visited his mom for a while. But then, she shoots the house to my dad and soon after, I was born. Long story short, I have crawled on Chuck Norris carpet
Chuck Norris once killed two stones with one bird