The Helix Fossil Religion's Doctrine
Our father who art in heaven hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come, thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us. Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. For thine is the kingdom and the power and the glory forever. Amen.
@madelinehamrick, have an upvote good sir! Before the Militant Atheists arrive.
@TheLoneStarTexan, I'm here! I have one thing to say...I respect your beliefs! *scurries off*
@MisterSir, shots fired! Hit the deck! (LOL, why can't we all live in peace)
@madelinehamrick, I respect people's beliefs but don't bring them on the app. Here's a Downvote.
@madelinehamrick, however much I respect your beliefs and Christianity as a whole, not everyone thinks that way, so please, and this goes for everyone, don't bring religion or religious quotes from the bible or the Qur'an or whatever you believe in onto the app. There are quite a few people on this app who may feel like you're trying to push your religion onto them and that can only lead to them hating on you for it. This has been a public service announcement, everyone keep their views to themselves and we can make a better community.
@OverlyBritish, you got downvoted. your argument is invalid.
@OverlyBritish, I don't know why you got downvoted, you articulated your opinion well. It seems a little aggressive to disagree with him just because he is against the initial post.
@CriTiKa1, Normally I agree, but this was actually directly related to the picture and it helped me understand the pic more because I have little knowledge on religion.
@airguitarpro, He could've easily named the prayer so you could search it up.
@CriTiKa1, You could have easily ignored comment too if you want to go down that avenue.
@airguitarpro, You could've easily ignored my comment, if you want to go down that avenue.
@CriTiKa1, As easily as you could ignore my reply. See how we are arguing in a circle? Its pointless and really makes for a boring conversation. Im going to leave it at that, goodbye sir!
Don't get mad but can someone please explain this and who came up with the helix god I'm not the only one who doesn't know
@Lingroach , it's a reference to twitch plays pokemon, you should check it out it's pretty funny
@Shagggy, I have watched, I don't understand anything of it.
@Lingroach , look up id=92012.
@ShadowDarkBlade, everyone can play by choosing commands. The computer will select random ones and the game will move in real time. I don't know much about helix but there's a whole bunch of memes that came of it
@Lingroach , It references twitch plays pokemon, a game where thousands of people vote on each keystroke to try and finish the game. As you can guess, there are some points were the player is just walking in circles for hours on end. One terrible Sunday, all hell broke loose. Items were thrown away and pokemon were released. But the Helix fossil is an item that can't be thrown out because of the game mechanics. Later, somehow, the viewers were able to actually travel to the fossil building and retrive Omastar who from then on became a legitamate member of the party. Sorry for the long post, and HAIL LORD HELIX!
@Lingroach , Execute him
Its from twitch plays pokemon.
Watch this start a religion war because someone butthurt with no sense of humour
@David Freaking Bowie, this is the night shift. Not enough people to start a religion war.
@Laowei, at night.
@David Freaking Bowie, nah just not funny
But if you keep up you would no that lord helix is no more
It's the Lord's Prayer.
I must be missing something here
Praise the helix fossil!
Twitch plays pokemon. The helix fossil became lord helix, saving us all. While bird Jesus helped against the evil flareon.
PRAAAAISE THE HELIX
Lord Helix has sent us this repost in the name of anarchy! PRAISE TO LORD HELIX!
@Chicken of the Cave, hey at least you got a hell of a response lol, (y)
Guys it's a joke, not an attack on your religion. Calm down
For everyone wondering, it's a twitch plays Pokemon joke.
Please don't make fun of a Christian prayer, the religion wars will leave no survivors.
22 March 2014 #22March2014
Cmon guys its not that big a deal surely? Its only the lords prayer @madelinehamrick wrote.