have you seen long way up yet?
So there I am, sitting in my living room, watching Fox News and sipping my morning coffee. Suddenly, I year rapid knocks at the front of my door. I think to myself as I get up, do I have an Amazon order that's supposed to be delivered? I open the door, and standing there, hands on his knees, huffing and puffing is the 45th president of The United States of America. Donald J. Trump. I'm shocked. I'm flabbergasted. What is this great man doing at my house? Why is he out of breath? "Hello Mr. President." I say. He is now leaning against my doorpost, and has just about caught his breath. He holds one finger up, asking me to be patient.
I, of course, wait. I would wait a thousand seconds for my president. He stands up to his full height of 6'3" looks me dead in my eyes and without vocal intonation or facial expression mutters a single word. With one word, this man wrought me to my core. With one word, I knew I would follow this man to the ends of the earth in order to rout the corruption in Washington and drain the swamp. The 45th president of The United States of America looks at the windows of my soul and mutters, "covfefe." Before scurrying off to the next blessed man on my street. As he leaves I feel an emptyness overcome me. That great man spoke to me, and I let him leave. But it's all okay. It's okay that he left, because even for the few moments he was here, he was mine. I'm just lucky enough to have met him. Thank you 45th President of the United States Donald Trump. Thank you.
@Jolee Bindo, lel
@Jolee Bindo, well that was entertaining two minutes.
@Jolee Bindo, you’re welcome
@Jolee Bindo, was he trying to warn us about covid, but got auto corrected?
@Pat Myckok, 🤯
@Jolee Bindo, Praise be to the Orange God.
@Jolee Bindo, I will remind any one that brings this up about the random glory of the internet.
If you take covfefe and split it up base on the periodic table co v fe fe. You'll get some numbers. Google those numbers and you'd get the secound article for the trans frog story.
In short Trump covertly tweeted about them putting chemicals in our Waters to Turn The Fricking Frogs Gay!!
@Jolee Bindo, that was the most beautiful piece of poetry I have had the pleasure to read in a very long time. You sir, have brought me to tears. Bravo. Bravo.
@Jolee Bindo, that’s not it. He was trying to say “coup Foirre” a fencing term where an attack is deflected and it leads to a successful counter attack. He was using it as an expression that his opponents were always posting complaints that only wound up being embarrassing nonsense I.e. that leprechaun on msnbc saying hospital ships would never be sent to New York.
@Pat Myckok, #plandemic
But Trump planned it... Many terrible ideas.
The force is strong in this one
Did this really happen?
@megamanx181x, I would like to believe so but there's no way.
@18bluecat, one can dream
@megamanx181x, to the google machine!
@megamanx181x, he seems like the type of guy who would do it.
This is fantastic enough that I’m willing to believe it’s true.