how to talk to them
Real talk, is the emperor really needed anymore? I mean I think humanity is better off just taking him off life support and just teaming with mars
@420coolguy69, excuse me. Mind saying that again?
@420coolguy69, sounds like heretical propaganda to me but ok
@Inquisitor Kryptman, oh I'm so sorry! You got it all wrong! What I meant to say was HORUS WAS RIGHT!!!
@Inquisitor Kryptman, excuse me, Lord Inquisitor, this comment here. ^^^^
@420coolguy69, very very very very very BAD IDEA for several reasons
First and least importantly, the imperium is United solely in their faith of the God Emperor. Remove that and the imperium shatters into an un-unified and easily conquerable mess of humans across the Galaxy. And it is commonly agreed by ALL the sentient races that humans are the Lynch pin keeping everything only mostly horrible instead of completely and utterly unspeakably horrible.
Secondly, you know that giant evil butthole known as the eye of terror from which countless unspeakable hell beings spew into the material realm? Well ya boy the emperor is the ONLY thing stopping another one forming right on top of Terra and basically deleting our solar system as well as a few neighboring ones.
@shpoo, Thirdly, you know how FTL travel relies on travelling through héll and they are basically always shītting themselves in fear whenever they do it? The only reason that the travel method is possible at all is because The Emperor has such big dïçk energy that even as a (mostly) lifeless corpse, he has such a strong spiritual impact on the warp that the entirety of the human race across the Galaxy use him as a giant glorified lighthouse. Without his soul, travelling through the warp is suicide and even then there would be no way to tell where you would end up since the warp doesn't exactly play by our rules of time and space.
Fourth and the last one that I'll list for now (even though there are plenty more reasons), even in his undead corpse state, and even though he is doing all this other shít to make sure humanity isn't fùcked 7 ways from Sunday, he is still the single largest opponent to the chaos gods, (minus ynnead but I'm pretty sure he was born premature)
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You're gonna need some marshmallows to roast
Well I mean you gotta talk to them a little to instill the fear of their burning