Took me a while to realise that this is overwatch related
@Royal Waffle, same, my dearly beloved Royal Waffle.
@TurtleBlink, eeeeey. It's my date from earlier. How has been your day my darling?
@Royal Waffle, it's been great so far, how about yours sweetie?
It's adorable until you realize Mercy is as old if not older than Ana, Phara's mother...
Then it becomes kinky
@Cabbage Salesman, uh actually Mercy is 38 while Ana is 61 so yeah
@Cabbage Salesman, thank heavens you showed up! It's been ages since our last transaction, and I've been out of cabbages for a long while now. Can I get 5 bushels?
@J Boogie, an individual piece of cabbage is called a head. Truly you're a fake fan
@Cabbage Salesman, but the bushel is the standard measure for produce sales. The real cabbage salesman would have known that. Who are you, and what have you done with the cabbage salesman?
@J Boogie, but a bushel is a metric of volume, I have no way to measure such things, I am but a cabbage salesman :(
@Cabbage Salesman, oh geez. Ok, make me do all the work. 145 heads ought to do it.
@J Boogie, *sweats profusely* that's...that's a lot of cabbage
@Cabbage Salesman, what can I say? I love the way it smells when it cooks
I don't even kind of ship these two, to be honest
@SimonPetrikov, I thought it was already shown in overwatch that Mercy and Torbjorn are a thing which is weird but hey that's blizzards call
@Crapcrapper, That's... unexpected.
Moar, must have moar
There should be a mercy/medic crossover
Every time I play medic -_-
Still sick of these
Oh no, I don't play video games and so I can't understand the jokes..oh no
My favorite characters are the ones that make explosions. Also Winston.