She shouldn’t talk
If she needs you to drive a BMW she is not financially responsible enough to understand proper fiscal mentality. Reliability and Slow depreciation are always more attractive. I want a girl with a short skirt and a loooooooooong jacket!
@Barry Dylan, yeah but 415 horses has never felt so good in a brand new m3. *starts playing trumpet*
@Barry Dylan, preferably one who uses a machete to cut through red tape
@HaveAGoldStar, her fingernails have just GOT to shine like justice
@Barry Dylan, well hello there! If I didn’t already have someone in my life I’d say this would be a interesting opportunity! I’ll keep an eye out for someone for you though!
This also reminds me of Jim Jeffries “I’ve got a theory. Every single time a man sleeps with a lot of women, he’s called a stud. But if a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she’s called a slut. And people think this is unfair. Not! It’s completely fair. And I’ll tell you why, right? ‘Cause it’s fuvking easy to be a slut. It’s fuvking hard to be a stud. To be a stud you have to be witty, charming, well-dressed, have nice shoes and a fab job. To be a slut you just have to be there. There are fat ugly sluts out there. There are no fat ugly studs.”
@megamanx181x, you speaka da true true.
@megamanx181x, a key that can unlock any lock is a master key. A lock than can be unlocked by any key is just a crappy lock.
@megamanx181x, Ron Jeremy is a fat ugly stud
@Fvcking Nemo, this... anyone was fuvkable in the 70s... ANYONE!!
@Fvcking Nemo, yea but he has A huge wang and a career so that’s one of the things he had going for himself
@megamanx181x, well I've got a theory: it could be bunnies
@megamanx181x, yeah, but you are still promiscuous.
@megamanx181x, 👏🏻👏🏻 classic
Snooki wants to snook snook
@SxualChocolate, *smush smush
This app is composed of at least 74% lonely neckbeards.
@Fac3pa1m, 91.3% last time I checked
@Surande Dadstorm, sorry, I was working with old data. I've run the numbers again, and you're indeed correct. There's been a sharp increase over the last two years, the cause of which remains a mystery.
@Fac3pa1m, If I had to guess, it was the wave of dongs being taken out in support of our fallen haramboi, but I'm okay with it because it was for a good cause.
Title should've been "Shlt with Tits"
Is no one gonna point out the erect nipples?
My z3 is my baby and theres no way i would let some snobby cvnt like that in my car.
Reminds me of Eddie Murphy’s coming to America, the bar scene with all the various girls. “I don’t date a man unless he drives a BMW”
"The BMW new series m-sport"
"Required possession for entitled bjtches"
Take the red pill