I don't negotiate with terrorists. How's about I American Sniper your ass and give him all the pets he could ever want?
@CaptainCrunchyCvnt, an American hero *wipes tear, ignites fireworks, shoots shotgun into air, and salutes all simultaneously*
@CaptainCrunchyCvnt, Then go through intense bouts of PTSD?
@CaptainCrunchyCvnt, land of the free and home of the good boys
@Chance teh Raper , there's only one American hero. Sniper Craig Harrison!! Who made the longest kill shot in history. 1.5 miles.
@Zerker Shark, doesn't seem to be relevant
Don't you whore that beautiful pooch for likes! He should already get all the pats for just being a good boy
*SMASHES THE FVCK OUT OF LIKE*
He's a good boy! He deserves all the pets!
*Downvote because you have to make it a chore*
(Jk I don't downvote. But I would if I could!)
You shouldn't have to get likes to pet your dog.
I'm conflicted. On one hand I want to like it so he is pet.
On the other hand, this was stolen from Twitter where it had well over 100k like and retweets