I would say get a girl who will welcome you home like this dog does, but I think we all know that’s impossible.
@ajk8934, not impossible. They just have to be under 10
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, where have you been? I dedicated a comment to you
@Vegetable Soup, police held me for interrogation but I’m out now. Where?
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, 359266. Hope you like it
@ajk8934, lies. My girl does this. They’re out there.
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, or straight crazy and needy.
@ajk8934, not if you starve them enough
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAN!!!! PET THAT DOG!!!!!
"PETSPETSPETSPETSPETSPETS PETSPETS.. "
This is all i want in life.
Ow shįt get the fûck out of my house before I smack the ruff out of you
“Hold up i need you to pet me”