That’s good news
God: Listen, I had nothing to do with this, Death keeps sending multiple cease and desist forms. That man is an absolute unit of sheer willpower and luck.
@A Flying Panda,
death: please come
my guy: *extinguishes cigar on deaths head* you wanna have this conversation again? like we had to do in ‘43?
death: no sir, sorry sir, you’ll come when you’re ready
@A Flying Panda, there is no such thing as luck for a man of this caliber
@A Flying Panda, dude probably dreamed of death years ago and GOD is just like, nah, remember that one time you prayed to Buddha and not me, you’re stickin this one out my friend
Here's hoping he reaches 102.
@Your Waifu, And when he does die, hopefully it’s while skydiving, or in a gunfight, or something epic.
The cure for everything is in his blood
@megamanx181x, let’s harvest it
After all this is said and done one thing I can be absolutely sure of is the fact that Betty white is deff gunna outlive me
I hope he procreated a lot
@Hallucinated corpse, I also hope this
I hope this is real. Is this real?
Is that called a hat trick? Canadians?
Or a trifecta?