Don't forget about big DIIIIIICKS. Those always get the ladies. Maybe that's why I haven't gotten any ladies yet...
I drive a diesel and have a beard. Do I win??
@truck norris, sure if you want to live in the south. food is good but you'd also be living in murica and either have a choice of country or rap music if you don't live in texas
@truck norris, just out of curiosity, how is your sister? In bed, I mean
@random black dude , I live in North Carolina! But I like classic rock.
@Jeremy Williams, oddly enough, she has the flue and is sick in bed right now. Thanks for asking!
@Jeremy Williams, as some random black dude who lives in the south most of the sister fvckers are to stupid/poor to get this far into the Internet
No and no.
Or you could be a homeless man in a cheap vehicle.
Driving a truck that you don't need is a sure sign of a tiny pee-pee
@Jeremy Williams, in the south that usually is more about a dream from when they were kids - kinda like driving that mustang up in the north - fairly sure no one has use for all that horsepower
@Remoestmoi, driving a mustang is also a sure sign of a small pee-pee
@Jeremy Williams, Driving what you like doesn't mean you're compensating for something.
@Remoestmoi, honestly, any girl that only likes you for your car is a girl that you don't need
@Agent Washington, no, it doesn't, but the difference between a car enthusiast and an obnoxious guy with a loud mustang is pretty easy to spot
@Jeremy Williams, Have you ever driven a really big truck? It's fun. Doesn't stretch your junk out, though.
@farfromahero, I have indeed. I used it for working.
@Jeremy Williams, I have a firebird but I dont own a penis; what does this mean
@Jeremy Williams, v6
@meowarina, is it a V8?
@meowarina, Compensating for lack of penis obviously
@John Doe, oh yes clearly.
@meowarina, it means you need an 8 and a good 5 speed behind it. Those are cool cars though.
@Jeremy Williams, I got it for super cheap so I was pretty happy regardless. Its only a few years away from being considered a classic
@meowarina, what year is it?
@Jeremy Williams, 2000
@Jeremy Williams, I only read "your car is a girl" in that sentence, I was confused.
@meowarina, race ya :3
@Jeremy Williams, I drive a truck I really don't need. Its because I love driving it and the v8 power!:)
@Countrywide, but the v8 power has to lug around 6-7,000 pounds of vehicle.
@Jeremy Williams, I drive a Ford Raptor. The thing is incredibly light for a truck. Especially since I can get up to 60 in less than 5 seconds.
@Countrywide, how fast can you get it to 150?
@Jeremy Williams, if it went that fast haha.
@Countrywide, I'll admit, that's a cool truck, and I can respect that it doesn't pretend to be anything other than a toy.
@Jeremy Williams, im not a douchebag with it either. I put a lift in the back so the regular beams dont shine into other peoples cars at night. I also use it primarily for hunting ha
@Jeremy Williams, Firebirds didn't come with 5 speeds. I thought you were a car enthusiast?
@Jeremy Williams, you hardly ever see a 2000 Firebirds with 5 speeds. I've never seen, or heard of one. It was always an automatic or a T56
@Country Tyler, this is true, and you'll notice that I made the statement about the 5-speed before the year was revealed
@meowarina, how old does a car have to be to be considered a classic? Because 14 years isn't that old. I thought it had to e 34 years old to be a "classic"?
@Martin St Louis, 20, im fairly certain
@meowarina, Wikipedia says at least 30, but it is wikipedia
@Martin St Louis, 20 years for wisconsin at least, that's when you can get collector plates for your vehicle anyways. My dad works on cars/trucks earlier than 1980, so I grew up knowing a lot about stuff like that
I absolutely love this show!!! Keep these pics comin!
*Beards and sports cars
@Peppermint Butler, Beards and diesel trucks
And your tiny cocl
@SirTickleTots, cock cock cock
And money... Money helps too
How about super awesome in bed
Whats wrong with the B?