Sucky pickup line
Dams are supposed to stop river flow to create a lake/water reservoir. So if I understand this correctly you want to make her big/fat reservoir.
@Hoover CAT, don't judge me
@Hoover CAT, or he wants to plug her
@TamblanTheBrick, and make babies which makes them a big fat reservoir
Hey baby, are the gorilla exhibit at the Cincinnati zoo? Because I want to drop a kid in you.
Are you a river? Because you're in de-NILE about how ugly you are.
Cause dam ima stop you right there and let that wetness build all the way up.
Hey baby are you a river, because you were what ancient Egyptians used for irrigation
This joke is very black and white
Hey baby you a river? Cause you never shut up and idiots who fall for you die