I won't be the only one that gets eaten
Dope fleshlight. Does it come in salmon?
@SexySatanist, smells like the real thing
@SexySatanist, no, but I do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@RMB, pics or it didn't happen
@SexySatanist, I dig the name
@RMB, this made me kachortle. definitely #bestcomments
This makes me more uncomfortable than someone slicing a circle pizza into squares.
@lovely imposter, I just came here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.
@lovely imposter, slices are the epitome of human kind's arrogance. Squares are the way pizzas are supposed to be cut.
@YourMomRidesMeGood, Yes, but only if it's a square pizza! You wind up with a bunch of not-squares around the edge if you cut a circle pizza like that!
@lovely imposter, not-squares are better than slices. I'd take square cut pineapple over slice cut meat lovers any day of the week.
@YourMomRidesMeGood, You are entitled to your opinion, but I do have one question: do you get good internet in Hell, Satan?
When the necromancer pranks the chef
Someone explain why this happened?
@tylersmileyface, Post-mortem reflexes. It happens in squids and chickens too.
@ragnellalondite, once at summer camp a couple of kids caught this really ugly-looking fish (a grouper, I think, not sure though) and when they tried to clean it it kept wriggling around even though it was definitely dead. They ended up nailing the head to a log and cutting off the body and the body still flopped around.
@AJMalone, Ugggghhhhh that is fuкt up
MOTHERFUQER HAVEN'T YOU CAUSED ME ENOUGH PAIN ALREADY!!??
This would have scared the living fvck out of me.
When you wake your girlfriend up for a bit of 'fun' and she bites your head off.
There's an irony in there somewhere.
How many hands does that person have?
@Naughtyboob, 2 cause Theres 2 people there
Is that a snake
@WickedStyx, no its a fish
@Tis but a scratch, I thought it was one of the two but now that I look at it it's more flat that circular so you are right, thanks
The dolphin got it pregnant
Some kind of static discharge into the fishy Fleshlight?