I too, am part of the "not a virgin" network.
@IAmOver18, yes in ur dreams u r but in realty ur probably more towards the 40 yr old virgin club
Always ask for two chimichangas. One for now, and one for later.
@Mr Literal, and sriracha sauce
This...this is bad. I would have asked for money in a brown sack with dollar signs on it.
"Can I also get dish soap? I'm looking for some Ajax"
*applies hero to everything in case this is true*