Do you wanna die? Because that's how you die.
@Marshal Bowdrie, I know how I'm going out
@Marshal Bowdrie, hey. In all fairness he was doing well until he wasn't
@Marshal Bowdrie, I'm guessing the answer is yes
@Marshal Bowdrie, I was watching it, and literally said this out loud.
@Pikachusmother, to the floor
@Pikachusmother, nope..fell out..start over.
@Hotchkiz, hella ded
@gravitycatnotamused1, *puts on Sherlock hat and takes out magnifying glass* My investigations show the kayak took most of the blow throughout the endeavor until she is thrown out at the end, but by then she is slowed down enough that she slide not bounces
@Duncan5769, yeah but she looks like a rag doll more over, like not an actual person.
@Captain Nibbler , you would too XD it's a lot of G force but not enough to kill. And the snow would also absorb a lot of impact.
Ah the majestic snow kayaker in its natural habitat.
@Spatula, (needless to say it is an endangered species)
Death by snowsnow
Is this tha white water rafting ive been hearing about?
My semester in a gif
Hold my beer
This is such a great idea. Why isn't everyone doing it?
White people won't eat gluten...
Me trying to run from my problems
I feel this would be us FP Homies if we tried anything as a group.
@RhettandLink, I'll be the cameraman. You bring the kayak.
@Donald Trump, on it.
Bad idea or best idea?
@TheReflectingGod, he will always have something to talk about
What did he think would happen?
@Jyu Viole Grace, he knew this was the best possible outcome and still did it
@CrazyRightWinger, now I want to try it out. Just maybe not on a black diamond.
@Jyu Viole Grace, I was going to comment this exactly lol
But like why?
me trying to get my grades up
Next up for the s'winter olympics is America doing the blindfolded kayak mountain mogle. But first a word from our sponsors. *McDonalds comercial
Do it again I wasn't watching
This is Uber in Canada
Rough waters out on the sea today
Ahhhh life you are a cruel mistress
Where's the Michael Bay explosion?
You know he dead
I think it's called natural selection
I remember this from Brother Bear
Anyone else think of Hot Rod?
Hey! As long as it works
I'm surprised there wasn't a caption that said "me trying to get my life together *insert 5 laughing smileys*"
I've never seen such a bad idea
"Hold my beer"
Is this considered white water kayaking?
"If you had to come up with a new word for how ded this man is what would it be?" "Dedarific"
Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to jackass!
Not bad, not bad at all
"WHO'S IDEA WAS THIS?!"
Reverse this please. xD
Well that went from bad to hearse.
Hold my bee........nvm you go, he ded
Oh my god that was violent
Ahhhh, natural selection at its finest.
Is Sans giving you a bad time? Want it to stop? Call 1800-Canu-guy
One word..... Ow
Did I just watch a suicide attempt??
Hold my beer
What the hell did they think was going to happen by doing this?
I want to feel bad....but....yeah I really just dont..
Shjt I meant to put a closed quotation after far
You could see the part when he was like "I can't believe I've made it this far... And then just let go
You use the shorter kayaks for that
To the escape pods I regret nothing
Was not disappointed one bit
And today's Darwin Award goes to... This idiot.
That went better than expected.
Humans are majestic creatures
How many deaths do we need to see on this app in order to laugh? I saw someone die by a tornado, fall off a cliff, and an insane car crash. Not that I'm complaining. I just wanted to put that out there........
@pece0221, well, this guy certainly didn't die.
@Simetricwl , for all we know
@pece0221, yea. He didnt. If you'll notice, the kayak takes almost all of the blows, and by the time he slides out he isnt going too fast. Snow also takes a lot of impact away
@Simetricwl , regardless it's a dumb idea
@pece0221, to be honest, I'd do it.
Not gonna lie I would stupid enough to do that
When she says, "My parents aren't home"
That's a great way to break your neck.
To be fair... this was a bad idea from the start... surely when they was carrying that cannoe up the mountain they thought about the possible out comes... lol
What is this from?
He need some milk