@Good Guy Satan, oh Sieg Heil nah!
@zac bagans, nein*
*Looks for a certain beautiful Butler.
@mas2de, I told you, I'm a doctor!
@Doctor Krieger, Yeah, yeah, just go make me a doomsday device already.
*As you walk around the corner yells: And make sure it's not too hot this time!
*stops walking, clenches fists, and stops self from saying something*
@Doctor Krieger, Thank you for this delicious device. I'll cut you in for 40%.
Hey, I got something for your wife for when she's bored because you're too busy with your science-butler-creepy doctor stuff. It's a fidget spinner. But this one has lasers that put on a laser light show when you spin it. So she can dance like all those people playing DDR in the dance club or whatever the kids do these days. Also these lasers can give someone 3rd degree burns in about 750 milliseconds. But it only lasts about 5 seconds doing that before the battery dies.
@mas2de, but, sir, I'm not married...
@Doctor Krieger, Well what are you waiting for. You're not going to live forever!... Are you?
What happened to your waifu? The hologram AI one?
@mas2de, it didn't work out...
Repost I'm pretty sure
@shake n blake, honestly in my opinion, at this point commenting about reposts is more of a repost than the repost itself.
@Bleached Buttonhole, yeah that's true, but just because it's a repost doesn't mean it's not funny. I actually really like this one
@shake n blake, yeah I get ya but for the most part for every repost there is approximately 3-5 comments saying repost. So what is the true repost here?
Wait, there are super likes on tinder now?
He's not American?