Well worth the read
Not gonna lie, even if it's fake, I'm impressed as hell.
@CoolGuyDeath, that's the beauty of greentexts. They're like pro wrestling. You know it's fake but for a few minutes you don't care.
Little disappointed nothing more happened with laurel
@CoolGuyDeath, fvckin hell, yeah man. beaut of a story
@clevernamenumber7, Yanny. Not Laurel.
That was wild
Was expecting it to be something like. Was so drunk that I hid so poorly that the cops kept coming in just to laugh at me.
I promise you: if you've ever been to a house party shut down by the cops, this isn't how it goes. Generally if you get off the premises and they can't prove if you were on them, then youre fine.
@ios11, guy goes to party with girl, cops show up, girl gets caught but he hides under mattress for 3 hours until safe to leave, then runs to friends house
@TalkLlamaToYou, thanks. Glad I didn’t read.
@TalkLlamaToYou, and fake
@ios11, yeah I regretted reading it sucked
Cool and all but lacks the funny.