Same thing happen to J'Zargo while he try to steal shiny cabinet knobs.
@JZargo, I'm sorry but, que??
@JZargo, I didn't know Khajiit mages frequented funny pics! Btw screw your scrolls, I never bothered to find them.
@Emo Peter Parker, yes. J'Zargo banned from Skyrim for stealing too much silverware from Arch Mage. Now J'Zargo steal Starbucks WiFi and top comment.
@JZargo, m'aiq knows where cabinet knobs are hidden. M'aiq is known liar
@JZargo, I read it in your voice
@JZargo, I love you jzargo. Thanks for saving me from that witch. And fvck you for stealing my gold ring.
@JZargo, your scrolls made my housecarl turn against me:(
@Emo Peter Parker, but he GIVES you the scrolls to test, you don't go looking for them...
@Mega Feraligatr, no no. J'Zargo's scrolls do not turn housecarls; J'Zargo is master level heartbreaker and steal your b*tch.
@JZargo, Hey! That is my territory! I move cabinets all day! Asshole!
Plot twist: she dumps in the tub.
too specific, must be real
This actually happened, except my cousins were with me in the bathtub... My aunt was sooooooooo mad.
@Random Marble, Yeah I have a similar experience... Except I was the one taking a dump and my cousin, a girl, was forced to remain undetected as I blew out both our immediate vicinity.
No joke, this HAS happened to me, only it was my cousin, not my aunt.
This is incredibly specific
Sounds like a sh*tty situation
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP STEALING HIS MOUTH YOU MONSTERS!!!
Mom and gets it on
I would always stand on the side of the tub between the two shower curtains and no one could find me.
To specific, actually happened.
27 June 2014 #27June2014
All the while she was shouting "Ten points, ten points! Gotta WAAAANT it Gerty! *huff* *puff* Floater! Double points! High score!" *Queefs thrusting arms towards the sky letting out a war cry*
This seems oddly specific....
Far too detailed, and I think we all know what that means
My aunt did not ever do this though.
Yes I remember this.