A man high on Acid thinks he's an elf and attacks a BMW.
Portland is actually a nice town once you get past the weirdies... But then again, maybe it's the weirdies that makes Portland great
@Lolboobs, Without the weirdness Portland isn't the same.
@Lolboobs, as a native Oregonian I can say this is true
@Lolboobs, Portland has more strip clubs than any other city in the US (around 250) and I work at one of them! ;)
@Lolboobs, There is a bumper sticker that says "Keep Portland Weird"
I'm playing Elder Scrolls Online right now haha. Down with the Dominion!
@Safari Jones, pact all the way
@Safari Jones, I would play that game if it didn't cost so much. 225$ for a year of gameplay.
@Safari Jones, so is it worth it?
@Bonersaurus, yes it is, people complain about monthly fees but you get something from subscription games you can't get from other games. Quality, with updates and new gameplay every month or so. I pay for xbox live and one mmo sub at a time, I have a job and monthly fees really aren't as big of a deal as people think, I would only have to work about 2 hours a month to afford eso
@sonnyrey4L, I have xbox suck out the money once a year lol. And as for mmos, I get cards when I can.
@Safari Jones, filthy milk drinker
@Safari Jones, So how badly did the rampant duplication of items affect the gameplay?
@Safari Jones, what race are you playing as? I'm always an Argonian!
@PersonPerson, haven't come across that problem, but I can say after 6 weeks of release they did a major update, it fixed ALOT of things. Makers are promising new content/updates ever 4-6 weeks
@Safari Jones, I'm EP but I got some bad new for ya buddy. AD wins
Why is this just now being reported I've been doing this for years
@Heckenshutez, getting high and dressing up like an elf?
@Felix the Bear, Usually its a high mage but whatever floats your boat
@Heckenshutez, you give a levitation spell a whole new meaning
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I live there :D
@CumGuzzlingCunt, so do I!
@The sexy priest, @Jonnasty, I do as well!
At least he didn't go around calling black people 'dark elfs'
@It doesnt exist, sorry, elves*
I told you not to take those shrooms Legolas
If he was really a High Elf he would be throwin some fire spells at a b*tch
As an Oregon native, I feel like we are becoming the west coast Florida.
Clearly it was the woman who was high....I mean, how could you mistake that guy for a pirate??? Sheesh......
I love my city
I've read about this. He claimed he was engaged in battle with the evil Morgoth, and actually did serious damage to her car.
As a citizen of Portland, Oregon, I can actually confirm this. Yes, I actually live in P-town (as we call it)
@Ezio, me toooo
That's my town.... Woo-hoo
@Jonnasty, me toooo
Well hats off to this guys. When I'm high, I can't even tie my shoes, much less put on chainmill and a helmet and attack people.
Hes from the past. Time traveler elf
Gotta love my city
@nevergiveyouup, PORTLAND FTW
He must've injected about 7 liquid marijuanas
Fool he should have used a lesser invisibility potion to sneak out of the city then he should have fast traveled to the thieves guild to pay off his bounty... amature.
Since we're on the topic of video games, what was you guys's favorite starters from the six Pokemon generations? Mine are Bulbasaur, Cyndaquil, Treecko, Empoleon, Oshawott, and Fennekin.
Wtf if he was a high elf, why was he wearing armor of a simple nord?