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@atreides, I always love warning like these...will I listen? No. but I do appreciate it.
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I'm not voting for trump but I also don't want a criminal in the office
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@theantigrammarnazi, the exact dilemma all ration people are facing
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@theantigrammarnazi, Don't worry about it. Unless you're a Senator, your vote doesn't count anyway.
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@PewX, if you were rational you would understand that you can vote for a third party. If a third party gets enough votes neither one of the idiots become president
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@Assassinator2399, yea but out of all the rational people out there, I'd say there are 5x the irrational people out there so it doesn't matter, go with the one you like the most
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@Assassinator2399, 3rd party is no better. Jill Stein is anti-vaccination which makes me immediately lose any respect for her, and Gary Johnson is completely ignorant about foreign affairs.
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@theantigrammarnazi, by definition a criminal is someone convicted of a criminal offence... and the law doesn't allow people convicted to hold office... so yeah.
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@Cynical Pancakes, check out Evan McMullin. He's a distant 5th place, but he's not a kook, a fascist, or a criminal.
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@theantigrammarnazi, Well that's why you're not voting for Trump, right?
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@theantigrammarnazi, Third Party!
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@Cynical Pancakes, I dont get that....people dont want Jill Stein because shes anti-vax so they immediately dismiss her. Trump and Clinton will start WW3 and Johnson dosnt even read the news or look at a globe. I think Id be ok with a president who didnt like vaccinations over that. Then in four years check our options again while the country is still intact. My opinion though.
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@theantigrammarnazi, I'm voting for Trump, because I really do think he is better than Hillary. Not that he'll necessarily make a good President, but good God please not Hillary. All of Trumps more radical stuff would never even make it through Congress, and the stuff that would make it through like economic policies would be effective.
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@Assassinator2399, even if every single American voted for Gary Johnson, he wouldn't be elected because the electoral college would never vote for him, and that's all that matters.
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@BigfootUnibrowMan, if every single American voted for Johnson the electoral college would be forced to fall in line or incite mass riots. It'd be a new civil war
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@Cynical Pancakes, If you're talking about his Aleppo slip-up he came out and addressed that. On top of that, he didn't do the political back step like more than 99% of politicians would've done and just said that he misspoke or some other bs answer. He flat out said he was overtired from campaigning nonstop like he had been doing and when he was asked about Aleppo he essentially had a brain fart and thought the guy was referring to an acronym that he couldn't piece together. He THEN unequivocally said it was his own fault, that of course he knew about Syria and Aleppo, and that he was going to try even harder and take it as a learning experience. THAT is someone I can get behind because he isn't just the normal political robot we always seem to get.
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@YouJustLostTheGame, what about the time when he was asked about who hiss favorite world leader was, and lie literally could not name a single world leader
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@Cynical Pancakes, because it's such an offshoot question. And it was not his favorite leader, it was one he respected. I'm sure 24/7 you walk around 100% prepared for someone to ask you who was a foreign leader you respected
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It's nice to see something about Hillary and not just trump all the time. Sling the mud, but sling it at everyone.
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@Chintastic, yeah i would prefer it not to be in funny pics but if it has to be political it has to be balanced or else it is biased. No matter the situation biased media is ignorant media.
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@Chintastic, it is being slung proportionately... Kinda... Maybe... Probably.... Heck with these two crooks, Who knows.
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As a non-American these feel really weird, we get a lot of Trump pics because what he says and does is actually funny (although mostly in a oh-my-god-he-actually-said-that kind of way). Hillary straight up isn't as conventionally humorous, so there's less funny content, and these pics seem either really forced or really politically charged when compared to the average Trump pic. They might be funnier to someone who supports Hillary and that's fair enough however.
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Hillary is my reason to smile... Because she's a joke!
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@Irrelevance , this comment deserves more attention, but will probably be buried with less funny more political comments. Maybe if I leave a lot of text below people will read your comment thinking it was. Feel and meaningful short two phrases. Either way... Was that enough babbling?
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This update of funny pics, which users will erupt into an all out keyboard tapping war to shjt post faster than the other?! Who will get their feelings hurt and resort to the downvote button?! Will goku learn the spirit bomb?! Find out this update, of funny pics! *guitar intro*
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Here we go, bash both candidates not just trump. They're both equal garbage.
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@CounterPunSniper, both garbage yes but one garbage is markedly worse. Here's a hint, it's the dirty career politician.
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@Niam Leeson, Here's a hint, they're both corrupt as shjt.
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@CounterPunSniper, you have a down vote troll or just a sour patch kid?
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@mas2de, I just get tired of seeing people only look at the negatives of one candidate. People bash trump for lying and making things up, yet Hillary is just as bad. People bash Hillary for being corrupt, yet trump has been just as shady in the past.
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@mas2de, May have misinterpreted your comment. Oops.
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@CounterPunSniper, all politicians are corrupt
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@CounterPunSniper, again not just as bad.... much much worse. She stole billions of dollars meant for the Haitian earthquake relief, she is about the definition of a corrupt politician, as least Trump isn't George Soros' puppet, but yeah he's a lying scumbag too, but seriously you're comparing the Major Leagues to Pony League.
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I don't want to get political on here, this is my place to come laugh, but I really don't understand how anyone in their right mind votes for this woman. She's a criminal and I don't want four more years of the same thing we've had for the last 8.
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@non dik bong, compared to these two, the last 8 years haven't been so bad
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@Magnetic Attitude, rising debt, terrible trade deals that make us weaker, and the formation of isis. It has been that bad. I'm not saying trump is a great person or a great candidate but I'd rather give him a shot over hillary
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@non dik bong, ok? The Bush Administration gave the Taliban $43 million dollars months before 9/11. It's all screwed up in Washington. CONGRESS is the problem, not a figure head President. There are literally hundreds more below the President with MORE power.
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@non dik bong, the attitude is that a criminal is still better than a psychopath. As a Canadian, I don't understand why Americans STILL think voting third party is a wasted vote.
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@SchroedingerPussPuss, I didn't say the Bush administration was any better. Also I know that the president is mostly a figurehead but that's the only person people seem to think matters But I agree completely, it's all about our house and Senate being in favor of who you want as president if you truly want to get things done
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@I Are Lebo, Donald trump isn't a psychopath for one. And it's considered a wasted vote because our media doesn't allow them to get anywhere, I'm a fan of Gary Johnson and I hate that our system is the way it is, but like most things in America it will take a while for us to catch up, I'm talking about social norms.
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@SchroedingerPussPuss, not really. Congress used to be important, now they're irrelevant. Obama has accomplishment most of his stuff via executive orders and using the 4th arm of govermenr, the beuracratic agencies the executive controls. The president and supreme court has become far too powerful, while the congress has become a joke.
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@non dik bong, The ISIS one is a lie. ISIS was formed in 1999
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@I Are Lebo, my understanding of the situation isn't that we think voting third party is a wasted vote. From what I understand people think that others won't vote for third party so they don't see the point in voting for third party themselves.
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@non dik bong, I can't vote for anyone. I'm in Texas so whoever runs for the Republican ticket gets it- whether the people vote or not. The electoral college has final decision too. It just seems so pointless!
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@SchroedingerPussPuss, you're right, same as if you lived in California for Democrats. Most people don't even realize that we aren't really a democracy. But I live in Pennsylvania so every election can go either way
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@GENERIC USERNAME 69, isis gained power and money from the vacuum of power left by Obama and Clinton when they decided to leave Iraq. They took over and that's when they became a threat
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@non dik bong, we're not a democracy, we're a republic. The electoral college gets a lot of flak, but its actually a good thing. Without it, one city in california could outvote entire states.
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@Oujosh29, I know that we are a republic but most people think that we are a true democracy. I agree the electoral college is ok, but they should not be allowed to decide to vote for who they want and not who the majority is
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@non dik bong, technically they don't have to follow the majority, but i dont know of a single case in the last couple decades they haven't gone with the majority.
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@Oujosh29, it doesn't happen often but It can and it very well could happen this election.
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@non dik bong, this election it could, be the final cap on an already dramatic and annoying election. It would be awesome if all the delegates voted for someone who wasn't even running. "Screw it, we're electing chuck norris!"
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@Oujosh29, we need norris! We need norris! He would singlehandedly defeat isis and stop north Korea haha
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@non dik bong, must be nice, I live in California. My vote goes to hillary no matter what.
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@Oujosh29, we vote individually, shouldn't it be counted that way?
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@CynicalSir, it does, in your state. But if you don't use the electoral, low population states could be become completely irrelevant by a couple mega cities in the bigger states. A president's policies have a significamt impact on states, why would states like oklahoma, the dakotas, etc., be part of a union in which they wouldnt have any real say because the voters in los angeles alone could out vote them?
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@Oujosh29, if individual votes of the entire country are counted to determine the winner, why would it matter? I vote based on my personal ideals, it doesn't matter where I am.
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@CynicalSir, where you live has a major impact on your politics. Theres a reason places like california is massively and historically democrat and texas republican. It also doesnt matter, its not about the parties, its about the state. The states elect the president, and the people choose how the states vote. So again, why should a state stay in the union if they would be outvoted by a city?
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@Oujosh29, it depends on what election year. The last 8 years Texas has lost out to a Democrat. It's not always one sided.
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@CynicalSir, what? What democrat has texas voted for? Texas never went obama.
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@Oujosh29, they lost out to a Democrat... Obama. My point is that even the big states lose sometimes 2 too.
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@I Are Lebo, electoral college bro. They would never vote 3rd party.
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@CynicalSir, guess I'm not getting what your point is. Are you saying Texas voted for obama? Because it didn't. Are you saying despite texas being big Obama was elected anyways? Ok, so? If we had a system that one or a couple states picked the winner, that'd be really messed up.
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@Oujosh29, Nobody has ever won the presidency without Ohio. Just saying.
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@YouJustLostTheGame, not the same thing. Thats just because most of the states are so precictable politicians only care about the swing states
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@Oujosh29, Oh I know that. I was just trying to be funny and cause a ruckus.
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@Oujosh29, I just think all votes should be counted individually all the way. I don't know how else to say it. Sorry.
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*Im sorry* I see so many things about Hillary bashing her for being as bad as Satan, but its so frustrating. Sure, she has mistakes. Yes, she should have handled some things better, but if people actually looked at her track record, there is way more good than bad. She has helped hundreds of thousands of people, and no one looks at it. It just is all arrgghh.. Trump on the other hand.. bought a house with the argument the old owner was discriminatory.. He doesnt pay people who work for him, he has the most lies out of any political candidate, flips on everything, and has the temper of a 4 year old.. I just dont get it..
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@DameonKingDemon, she helped hundreds of thousands? You mean her "foundation" in which a fraction of the money collected goes to helping people, and the majority goes to her? She is corrupt pay to play politician and the clinton foundation is how she funnels the money.
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@Oujosh29, I dont mean her foundation which has helped send out half of the worlds AIDS drugs. I mean like when she went 'undercover' in a school system to try and work out their segregation problem towards kids in 1972. Or when she made sure to help give healthcare to first responders on 9/11 and people harmed in the attack. Or when she spoke in China for equal human rights, which at the time, could have easily had her convicted or killed. Or when she set out a plan to used 1 billion to help feed starving children in Africa. Or when she helped get health insurance to poor children in the USA. There are plenty more, but you seem smart enough to go look them up yourself. 😄
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@DameonKingDemon, how about when she threatened and paid off Bills Rape VICTIMS? How about when her lack of response got people KILLED in Benghazi? How about all the people who were once affiliated with her campaign who have VANISHED? Really? I won't say Trump is perfect, because he's far from it, but there's nothing coming out about him allowing people to die(or playing a part in their deaths). So he said some mean things- how many people had to pause their PornHub to listen him talk about grabbing a woman's vagina?
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@Chintastic, My curiosity is, if Hillary is such a criminal, if she has truly has done everything people have accused her of, why osmt she in prison? Not even the pope would be able to get away if he has had as many investigations as Hillary has. And Trump is a monster. A judge passed an order to move forwards in a case against Trump, as it has come to light that he possibly assaulted a 13 year old. And "grabbing a vagina" is assault in and of itsself. Trump has boasted about assaulting women. He is a monster and a possible rapist. Hillary is a basic politician. She lies sometimes, but she tells the truth most of the time. https://www.google.com/amp/fusion.net/story/328522/donald-trump-accused-rape-sexual-assault/amp/
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I do not trust either candidate
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Show me how to lie You're getting better all the time And turning all against the one Is an art that's hard to teach Another clever word Sets off an unsuspecting herd And as you step back into line A mob jumps to their feet
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@The New Night Guard, now dance fvcker dance
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@Daynste, Man, I never had a chance
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There is politics in my funny...
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She's still better than trump.
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@notinthenews, let's just say they're both equally bad
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@JJD2016, bad yes, equal no. Hillary made a huge mistake she tried to cover it up. Her actions are absolutely corrupt, but I'm not sure it makes her a corrupt person. I like to believe that she does have the American peoples best interest at heart. Trump on the other hand is a hateful bigoted person who uses extremes to get attention. His views are narrow and extreme and ignore a majority of the population. His campaign is based off of our fears and irrational thoughts.
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@notMrWonka, you're welcome to believe whatever you want about her. But ultimately your support for her should be based on facts about how she's behaved in the past. She might genuinely be the next mother Theresa, but from what I can observe it looks like she's just as self-centered as he is.
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@notMrWonka, I kinda feel the opposite way. I feel like Hilary Clinton is a political robot and Trump actually cares about the people. I could be wrong though.
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@JJD2016, if you watched the debate, the only way he could express if he cares about an area, is if he has property there
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@JJD2016, after watching the debate I think he actually has some good idea. The main problem with him is the things people normally keep inside, he says out loud.
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Can we just elect Hillary so we can impeach her after a week and avoid this whole President Trump disaster? I said it before and I'll say it again, who ever wins this election doesn't matter, because America loses either way.
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Don't let be dreams your memes!
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Pick someone other than the two larger candidates. They are only in the media because your freaking country can't recite the alphabet past A and B. You have so many more people to choose from, so quit pretending that the government is better with just two parties.
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Yeah but at least her political position isn't based on Mein Kampf.
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Of what crime was she convicted? Seems like people have forgotten how the law works... specifically the must be tried and convicted in court by a jury and until then is to be presumed innocent... but I guess you all know more than senate inquiries and the FBI... you guys should make some special detective agency, you'd make millions, you know, because your better than those bodies at finding proof and returning a guilty verdict. So good in fact you don't even need the courts.
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@TheMonkeyGod, there is this problem with a party in power choosing not to prosecute a party favorite. You realize people have been and are being prosecuted for less than what Hillary has done? Also she is trying to put Bill back where his crimes happened - actions for which other business leaders lost their jobs and careers! Not being prosecuted does not equal innocence it equals corruption...it should be Bernie on the ballot, not someone above the law.
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@Sweet or Sour, I agree it should have been Bernie, no arguments. But even the republicans cleared her of wrong doing. People need to let it go. And under law, no prosecution does mean innocence, that's how it works. There may be corruption, but that is another breach of law for another time. To repeat this ad nauseum is pointless.
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Can we get a compilation of Trump memes next?
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All politicians are crooked and liars, they are all only in it for themselves and you can't trust any of them, not one of them have any integrity at all
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Still a better choice than trump
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We don't need political cancer
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@State Pooper, ded.
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She looks like trump ib tje silly americans one
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I feel like Donald trump got a new account...
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Can we just not?
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You silly Americans and your garbage politicians. *remembers Trudeau*, at least he's not Trumpf or Shillary.
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It's been a while since we've had a good flame war
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