I did not smite her, it's not true I did naht. Oh hi Mark.
@Duncan5769, how's your sex life
Hey John, how you doing?
Ah you know, same old baptising gig
@Nosferatu Zodd, nice. Seen Adam lately? Heard he got in a fight with James. Something about Sarah
Are we gonna ignore the fact Jesus’ dad was literally just a regular Joe?
@foremanlb, and his mom was a regular Mary
Oh hi Mark!
@Bourgeois, how's your sex life?
@ptitty1231, something eleven guys something Guerrero st
Well, actually, we (Christians) changed the names to sound more European way back when so that more people would like Christianity.
His name in the original Greek is actually Markon, but it was anglicanized to Mark.
It sounds a bit fancier when you say "markus" especially like "markus araleus"
"i dont shake hands"