Hipster Santa can fūck off.
@Tajiil, hipster Santa lives in Cleveland, because the North Pole is too mainstream
@Prince super Vegeta , Heh, tell him to make it snow then, I'm sick of rain.
@Cloyster, hipster Santa cannot control the weather, as that would require him to know which main streams play roles in the atmosphere
@Prince super Vegeta , Good point, another reason why hipsters are slowly ruining the seasons.
@Prince super Vegeta , Portland!
@Tajiil, straight gôddâmned the fûck on off.
I have a feeling I'll be getting organic coal and a pamphlet on veganism
@Kangaroo Jacked, Isn't coal organic by definition?
Coal is made of organic and inorganic compounds formed in peat swamps. The more you know🌈🌟
@FurriesRuinEvrything, that was the joke. Things being called organic even if it's obvious
@Kangaroo Jacked, Believe it or not, I still found sources debating that coal is a mineral, therefore inorganic.
Probably the same people that think honey can never be organic.
I find this Santa's lack of a soul disturbing
Yes, these hipster queers get more and more annoying each year..
@ComedyPro, that was homophobic
He rides in on the original wright brothers airplane
And I want to leave him a punch in the face
That's not hipster Santa... It's Waldo, I finally found him!!!
I would set out a landmine for Hipster Santa.
*Hipster Santa listening to Christmas music*
"I like this but I prefer Vampire Weekend much more"
*leaves milk and cookies and a paperback copy of 'On The Road' for Santa*
What's so hipster about coconut water?
He needs a grey beard then, and he looks more like Waldo to me
When did Waldo go hipster?
And I was looking forward to finding him.
I'll leave the cookies and milk by the fireplace and tge water and macaroon in the corner in front of a bear trap
I heard there was a real hipster Santa (just don't remember where in the U.S) he takes selfies with people and for every one he takes he donates a dollar to a charity (don't remember the specific charity he gives to)
@Shooter2435, I'm not sure if it's the same hipster Santa, but here in Portland (what a shocker) we have one. He wears an ugly sweater instead of the red costume, has thick rimmed glasses, and has a man bun.
@CaitiieBuggs, not sure, I can't really remember. Might be
When Waldo went hipster
I used to think I sounded like a hipster until a couple of days ago I went to an ultra hipster part of town, I think i felt less out of place when I visited Bolivia