LMAO these are so funny....
Are you a scalpel? Because that was a deep cut
Finally one thats not freakin power rangers
I guess my mom is a machine. On a side note she's had an abortion *terminator music*.
Disclaimer: I don't know if she has actually.
@Runnin with scissors, also I acknowledge the terribleness of this but sometimes you've had a bad day and want some dark humor.
It's funny because of the F word.
What if it's because his mom is dead and the applicant would have used an excavator to get to her body in the first place meaning he had legit used heavy machinery