True story! A relative of my Step-mother thought that eating a banana a day, would keep the doctor away. Since he's an idiot who decided that any fruit could be substituted into a well-established saying, he got potassium poisoning. Moral: Go easy on those phallic fruit.
So, working in food service, sometimes we need ingredients. Sometimes, that's my job. Sometimes. Sometimes I go into Wal-Mart and leave with a cart filled entirely with cabbage heads. Sometimes.
Yiga Clan at the grocery store