And he is Mittens. BRINGER OF CHAOS, DEATH, AND SANDPAPER LICKS
@Sir Bionic, not sandpaper licks! The bastard!
@Sargent sweatpants, quiet you fool! If he hears you we're dead meat! That cat will leave us sleeping with the fishes, and he loves eating fishes
@Sir Bionic, no, that'd be too easy. He wants to send a message. He'll bury us alive. Have you ever been buried in 4 inches of used kitty litter...?
@Sargent sweatpants, yes actually it's a hobby of mine but that's besides the point. Point is Mittens would leave us to suffocate and then tear up a corpses for fun to then only present it to his owner Ted the Dick, who would be grossed out. Ted know Mittens is secretly a demon god but he doesn't give a fvck which makes him a dick
@Sir Bionic, Ted is the owner! That son of a bjtch used to be my secret lo.... My secret loan shark... Yeah... Changing the subject very quickly and unsuspiciously, I think our only chance is for us to separate. I'm sorry. But this goodbye. *wipes tear from eye*
@Sargent sweatpants, k byesies. I mean. Farewell, brother. I shall see you again in Valhalla, for I must seek Mittens and end his adorable reign of terror
This is the pussy they foretold of for may generations
@CLToasterTurtle, Your Grandmas Pussy?
@Sir Bionic, I believe you spelled your mama wrong. For she is the one has been pasted down for many generations
@Sir Bionic, just like you
@CLToasterTurtle, *crosses CLToasterTurtle's name out of bday invite list* well... Guess SOMEbody just blew it.
@Sir Bionic, I gonna guess you * puts on shades *
@CLToasterTurtle, really tho nice roast. But I was trying to combine your comment with the name of another user, pls take this Popsicle and chill out dawg
@Sir Bionic, what flavor ?
@CLToasterTurtle, it's cherry flavored and intact. Unlike your sisters, btw do me a solid and ask her for my sweater back.
@CLToasterTurtle, had to drop it when I left your house in a haste. Yo mama wanted a threesome, but even I have standards
@Sir Bionic, nah the dog wears it now they said it belonged to a little bjtch so it fits her perfectly
@CLToasterTurtle, hey watch your mouth. There's no reason to call your grandma a dog. She may not have cloths but show some respect
@Sir Bionic, I thought we established this already it's spelt your mama and your right your mama looks great with no clothes on
@CLToasterTurtle, sir if you were to keep track of your roasts you'd notice my mama is apparently greatly old to have been passed down for generations. That being said my mother wouldn't look great naked. That's like jerkin it to a sphinx cat, so your roasts are flawed.
@CLToasterTurtle, flawed like that tiny dick of yours which couldn't satisfy any of the females in the sir bionic family tree. Only reason I know how small your dick is because your priest joked about it when I went to church.
@CLToasterTurtle, had to go to church to cleanse myself from all the freaky shjt your sister has me doing. Checkmate friend
@Sir Bionic, that's what you implied I ment she got passed around to every generation. Which would mean for to get around that much she must look pretty good. And I don't want to hear about what you do behind closed doors.
@Sir Bionic, and not to cleche but that's not what your mama said. And when did the priest tell you that when he was balls deep in your back side trying to make you feel better.
@CLToasterTurtle, pff yea? Well you smell bad... Doo doo head
@CLToasterTurtle, but I doo get some head from your girlfriend. Seems she got tired about hearin where the priest touched ya. Girl needed a real man and I'm here to deliver.
@Sir Bionic, jokes on you. I you can't hold this down to one woman I just fvck bjtches and go. So tell your mama to stop calling me and asking me to be your daddy because as at some point I am gonna get tired of whooping your azz.
@CLToasterTurtle, alright alright I'm gonna give this win to you harder than I gave my d to your sis. I've gotta leave for work but it's been fun. Not as fun as the gumjob your granny gave but I did have a laugh. In all seriousness though nice roasts man, catch ya later
@Sir Bionic, haha alright man good session probably as good as the one am gonna give your girlfriend. So see you when you get home have a good day.
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