just trying to be nice
That top dude is handsome jack
@A pet named Steve, THANK YOU! I'm glad I'm not the only one.
Let’s face it, if a babe said gave us a compliment and said hi” to us we’d definitely flirt back. But if a fat girl did the same we wouldn’t flit with her
@ThorOdinnson, I’ve had my fair share of the larger women, alcohol did play it’s part but I had fun
@ThorOdinnson, 3 things.
1. Dont try and kink shame chubby chasers.
2. Flirting doesn't mean relationship. I will happily flirt with anyone if they start it up because flirting is fun and you are a cantankerous cunt if you think otherwise. I have even flirted with gay guys even though im straight because im that comfortable with myself.
3. You call yourself Thor Odinson? Real Thor would happily, and gladly, plow any women that offered herself up to him regardless of race or weight. Remember, Thor crossed dressed and got married to a male Ice Giant to get his hammer back. Think he is gunna turn his nose up at perfectly good and willing sex simply because she is a little heavy? Nay i say! Nay! He would see it as a challenge! A mountain to climb and conquer!
(This is a joke. Really shouldn't have to write this but there you go)
@LaDarkProphet, fvcking 8:30 am, and I already found the best comment of the day. Gonna be a good day.
@ThePandaPool , I am honored sir panda!
@ThorOdinnson, Not true. First of all, being fat isn't a deterrent for me. Second, I am completely oblivious to attempts at flirting so it'd go over my head anyway.
@SimonPetrikov, maybe that's the reason fat is not a deterrent. It's counterbalance to that flirting disability you possess
@LaDarkProphet, and when you say mountain to climb you aint kidding.
@ThorOdinnson, heavily depends how fat.
@Nooby142, Oh it's not that. I just like 'em big and chunky.
@LaDarkProphet, You enjoy flirting, don't insult people just because they don't also enjoy it.
@Factory BOY, O take the stick out of your arse. I literally wrote down at the bottom that it was a joke. The op didn't take it so hard, so you really shouldn't either. Its not a dick.
@LaDarkProphet, lol the same can be said about the criticism you recieved.
@JoeJoestar, Only difference is that his was meant to be taken seriously. Hence a "criticism" as you call it. If you criticize a joke like that, then you are a stuck up arse trying to ruin everyone else's fun. Kinda like your comment to my comment. Pointless, meaningless and detracts away from op and my response. Smh. Everyone is a critic and everyone gotta take everything so seriously 😑. Loosen up man.
@LaDarkProphet, 71 likes? Holy shït lad. That’s the highest I’ve seen in a while. Have another! Nice going. As for me dressing up as a chick (Loki’s idea) I did end up killing all those giants at the wedding, my “husband” included. Not banging their brains out...well I did. With Mjölnir. Not with my other massive hammer
@ThorOdinnson, Yea im a little shocked myself. Not gunna lie. Pretty proud of myself.
@LaDarkProphet, lol the irony of getting butt hurt about a joke and then saying "loosen up". hahaha have a good day man I'm sorry I hurt ya.
@JoeJoestar, But. It wasnt a joke and was not meant to be a joke. Thats....kinda the point. And trust me dude. Ive got 82 likes on FP. Im the opposite of Butthurt ❤ Im happy as a clam.
As someone who is ugly, I can confirm...
@Donquixote Corazon , way of the world, beautiful people live easier lives
Don’t be ugly, got it
Fact. You're a creep if they don't find you attractive.
I’ve always genuinely smiled and thanked men who compliment me, regardless of looks, weight, and my obvious lesbianism. Feels good to get a compliment, and I’m usually grateful! When it gets distressing is when I’m at work and the man who is over double my age asks if I want to go to Lake Erie with him and ‘nothing has to happen.’
@Scampish, thank you. It feels good to give a compliment and have it readily received.
Invitations to an old family cabin secluded by the lake, however....
Yeah. "Nothing has to happen." We don't bang, you get mad and I wind up unable to swim and in the lake. We do bang and I feel horrible and I wasn't attracted to you and only did so out of fear. Why do I want to go to Lake Placid with you again buddy!?
Walmart Dave vs Target Dave
@Officer Killjoke, I hate them both, for different reasons
This was an SNL skit with Tom Brady, look it up!
More reasons I’m #GladToBeGay
Or act like a professional and great them like a colleague, not a potential date. Don't shjt where you sleep. That goes for everyone.