Try me bîtch. I got student loans to pay
@Bad Boi Jesus, I don't have student loans, but that's not stopping my will to die.
@A pet named Steve, I keep trying but I keep waking up on this god forsaken planet after 3 days
@Bad Boi Jesus, are you sure this isn’t hell? Cuz it feels like it
@Bad Boi Jesus, for a comment to make me laugh so hard that water I was drinking goes out my nose. 10/10 comment
@JSLtheNerd, usually when I do that it turns wine or blood I can’t really tell anymore
Is that Lawrence Fishburne?
@ThePandaPool , no, it’s me when I’m crossing the street and a car acts like they not gonna stop.
Learn to read, dude.
@I Are Lebo, it's on my "to do" list.
@ThePandaPool , but if you can’t read, how can you check the list?
@I Are Lebo, I let my wife do it. She tells me what to do anyways.
@ThePandaPool , yes. Portraying Ike Turner in What's love got to do with it. It's on VH1 or BET every now and then.
@ThePandaPool , No, it's Morpheus during his days in the Matrix.
Make eye contact and if they hit you hello law suit
I think he was distracted by the girl in the red dress.
I do the same thing. Minus the part about being black.
So....I was hit by a car...😶 0/10, would not try again.
Don’t worry; he’ll get out of the way when he realizes I’m NOT going to stop.